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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Strange Sex Laws? Can You Beat 'Em?

sex and sex lawsThe following sex laws are quite... hmmm..I have no word to describe them. This time, Webbiestuffs.Com would like to have a break in posting something about blogging and Internet. Maybe these sex laws are worth sharing. I read it from a joke website and would like to share the grin that I had reading this. Now it'syour turn!
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. - This assumes that the law can apply only to men, right? That they are the ones who need the law in the first place?
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.- Is an imaginary mirror allowed? Something likea hollow frame?
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.- Who checks? I am curious what the punishment would be. And then why brick and wood? What's wrong with a cloth or something softer?
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. - Very harsh huh!
There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. - Really? Wow! Men would like to be in Guam I believe!
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.- I think the law will change if they realize that men can have men lovers too! Double standard nonsense!
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.- Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. - Can she witness while sleeping? Whatta law!
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.- I agree!
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."- Hmmmm... don't get this though!

Compare it with US Sex-related Laws. I think the above laws make the ones below sound really boring!

1. In Bakersfield, Calif., if you're going to have sex with Satan, you've gotta use a condom. And definitely come up with a safe word! - What's the safe word?

2. Poking a porcupine is illegal in Florida. But apparently that law didn't go far enough. Just a couple of weeks ago, State Sen. Nan Rich submitted a bill that would ban peeps in the Sunshine State from being able to stick it in where the sun don't shine on any animal.- Toocomplicated law!

3. In Minnesota, it's illegal for any slime bucket to hook up with a live fish. Don't worry disinterested wives, a cold fish is still A-OK!- Poor wives!

4. In Dyersburg, Tenn., it is illegal for a lady to call a gentleman for a date. Clearly no one in that town is getting laid! -Oh men!

5. In Merryville, Mo., no woman can waste her natural waist. Wearing a corset is illegal because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." No wonder it's called the "Show Me State!"- red-blooded? No one has a red blood!

6. It's illegal to purchase sex toys in Alabama. This law can beat it!- Well, purchase online!

7. In Washington state, it's totally legal to eff an animal like an animal, as long as it weighs less than 40 lbs. What, fatty farm pets don't deserve some love?- Eeeeiiiiw!

8. While most would argue that this is place where the people get screwed many different ways, in Washington, D.C., engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal.- Hark haek!

9. In Massachusetts, you cannot recklessly consummate your love with a rodeo clown while the horses are still around. But seriously, there's a reason for the expression "hung like a horse." I doubt the animal would get jealous!- Andkick your...!

10. The biggest Internet-porn-consuming state, Utah, gets freaky in its laws too. Sex with an animal is totally cool, unless you're doing it for cold, hard cash! Hey, why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free!- No comment!

5 comments:

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  5. this is the laws list more strange in the history, I mean you can masturbate in Indonesia becuase you are gonna end without head, and Guam offer the best job in the world!!!

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